Despite my subject line, finding a wife on a dating website isn’t as simple as buying trinkets from a catalog. I was really hoping to invest my tax return this year and get me a live-in maid, err, wife. Hee hee. Kidding. I know it isn’t like that. But wouldn’t it be interesting if it was? Like a Victoria’s Secret calendar with a MUCH cooler outcome, I would even pay for a catalog like that. Pages and pages of Russian women wearing next to nothing, hoping to make enough of an impression in one frame to get me to order them. Oh how the world would be a much more savage place if this were the case. Let’s be real: Russian mail order bride women don’t exist. I know that it takes money and time to actually meet one of these women willing to leave their home. I know a guy in Florida who did so and he is very happy. Man is his wife hot! And she cooks, cleans and doesn’t mind spending time with his family. What times are we living in that these things are the important traits?
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